YOU SAID:
There is nothing useful here, son!
INTO JAPANESE
ここでは、何も役に立つがある息子!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is nothing useful here, my son!
INTO JAPANESE
ここでは、何も役に立つがある私の息子!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is nothing useful here, my son!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.