YOU SAID:

There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

INTO JAPANESE

それ以外に治療法はありません。耳を常に温める必要があり、十分に柔らかい唯一の材料はかわいい女の子の太ももの内側なので、医学的な理由で顔に座る必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no other treatment. The ears need to be constantly warmed, and the only material that is soft enough is inside the thighs of a cute girl, so you need to sit on your face for medical reasons.

INTO JAPANESE

他の治療法はありません。耳は絶えず暖められる必要があり、十分に柔らかい唯一の材料はかわいい女の子の太ももの内側にあるので、医学的な理由で顔に座る必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no other cure. The ears need to be constantly warmed, and the only material that is soft enough is inside the thighs of a cute girl, so you need to sit on your face for medical reasons.

INTO JAPANESE

他の治療法はありません。耳は絶えず暖められる必要があり、十分に柔らかい唯一の材料はかわいい女の子の太ももの内側にあるので、医学的な理由で顔に座る必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no other cure. The ears need to be constantly warmed, and the only material that is soft enough is inside the thighs of a cute girl, so you need to sit on your face for medical reasons.