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There once was an impeccable, disastrous foul play rascal

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かつては申し分のない、悲惨なファウルプレイのrascalがあった

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There was once a perfect, miserable foul play rascal

INTO JAPANESE

かつては完璧な、惨めなファウルプレイのrascalがありました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was once a perfect, miserable foul play rascal