YOU SAID:

There's something here that makes things gibberish that's not found anywhere else

INTO JAPANESE

ここには物事をぎくしゃくさせるものがあります。

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Here is something that makes things jerky.

INTO JAPANESE

これは物事をぎくしゃくさせるものです。

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This is a thing that makes things jerky.

INTO JAPANESE

これは物事をぎくしゃくさせるものです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a thing that makes things jerky.