YOU SAID:

There was a bird pooping on my car, but I ate him and spit out the feathers

INTO JAPANESE

私の車には鳥が出ていましたが、私は彼を食べ、羽を吐き出しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There were birds in my car, but I ate him and spew wings

INTO JAPANESE

私の車には鳥がいましたが、私は彼を食べ、羽を吹きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There were birds in my car, but I ate him and blew feathers

INTO JAPANESE

私の車には鳥がいましたが、私は彼を食べて羽を吹きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There were birds in my car, but I ate him and blew feathers