YOU SAID:
There was a crooked man he walked a crooked mile
INTO JAPANESE
曲がった男が彼が曲がったマイルを歩いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A crooked man walked a mile he crooked
INTO JAPANESE
曲がった男は彼が曲がったマイルを歩いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A crooked man walked a mile he crooked
You should move to Japan!