YOU SAID:

They're naked in bed together with the little kid right there. Damnit.

INTO JAPANESE

子供と一緒に裸でベッドにいるんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm naked in bed with my kids.

INTO JAPANESE

私は子供たちと裸でベッドにいる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am in bed naked with the children.

INTO JAPANESE

私は子供たちと裸でベッドにいる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am in bed naked with the children.