YOU SAID:
They strike first. The next blow shall be ours!
INTO JAPANESE
最初に攻撃された。次の一撃は我々のものだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We were attacked first. The next blow is ours!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちは最初に攻撃されました。次の一撃は我々だ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We were attacked first. The next blow is ours!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.