YOU SAID:

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

INTO JAPANESE

泥棒は、私の家に分かれていたし、私の石鹸、シャワーのゲル、タオル、消臭剤を除くすべてを盗まれました。汚い野郎。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Thieves had broken into my house, except my SOAP, shower gel, towels and deodorant all stolen. Dirty bastards.

INTO JAPANESE

泥棒は、私の石鹸、シャワーのゲル、タオル、消臭剤盗まれたすべてを除いて、私の家に分かれていた。汚い野郎。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Thief was divided into my house, except everything was stolen my SOAP, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

INTO JAPANESE

泥棒が私の家に分かれていた以外全て盗まれた私の石鹸、シャワーのゲル、タオル、消臭剤。汚い野郎。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

All stolen thief was divided into my house than my SOAP, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

INTO JAPANESE

すべての盗まれた泥棒は、私の石鹸、シャワーのゲル、タオル、消臭剤よりも私の家に分かれていた。汚い野郎。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

All the stolen thieves was divided in my house than my SOAP, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

INTO JAPANESE

すべての盗まれた泥棒は、私の石鹸、シャワーのゲル、タオル、消臭剤よりも私の家に分かれていた。汚い野郎。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

All the stolen thieves was divided in my house than my SOAP, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards.