YOU SAID:

This bean dip tastes like poo. That's because it is poo. Ah, nutty, just the way your wife like it in the mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

この豆の味はおしゃぶりのようです。それはプーであるからです。ああ、ナッツ、口の中であなたの妻が好きなやり方。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The taste of this bean looks like a pacifier. Because it is Pooh. Oh, nuts, the way that your wife likes in your mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

この豆の味はおしゃぶりのように見えます。それはプーさんだから。ああ、ナッツ、あなたの妻があなたの口で好きなやり方。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The taste of this bean looks like a pacifier. Because it is Pooh. Oh, nuts, the way that your wife likes in your mouth.