YOU SAID:

This cat starts talking smack and I'm like no way jose

INTO JAPANESE

この猫はピシャリとしゃべり始め、私はまるでジョーゼのようです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This cat started smacking and I'm like Jose

INTO JAPANESE

この猫はピシャリと鳴き始め、私はホセのようになりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This cat started smacking and I became like Jose

INTO JAPANESE

この猫はピシャリと鳴き始め、私はホセのようになりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This cat started smacking and I became like Jose