YOU SAID:

this is gonna take an eternity and a half to break

INTO JAPANESE

これは永遠に破るのに半分かかる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is going to take half a second to break forever.

INTO JAPANESE

これは、永遠に壊れるのに半秒かかります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This will take half a second to break forever.

INTO JAPANESE

これは永遠に壊れるのに半秒かかります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This will take half a second to break forever.