YOU SAID:

This is me, one week on crack.

INTO JAPANESE

これは私です、1週間は割れています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Has broken a week, this is me.

INTO JAPANESE

一週間壊れました、これは私です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Broken for a week, this is me.

INTO JAPANESE

一週間壊れた、これは私です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Broken for a week, this is me.