YOU SAID:

This is not a joke I have been eating cereal for thirty years straight and I cant stop.

INTO JAPANESE

これは私が30年間シリアルを食べ続けてきた冗談ではなく、私は止められません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is not a joke I've been eating cereal for 30 years and I can't stop.

INTO JAPANESE

これは私が30年間穀物を食べてきた冗談ではなく、やめられません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This isn't a joke I've eaten for 30 years and I can't stop.

INTO JAPANESE

これは私が30年間食べてきた冗談ではなく、やめられません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is not a joke I've been eating for 30 years and I can't stop.

INTO JAPANESE

これは私が30年間食べてきた冗談ではなく、やめられません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is not a joke I've been eating for 30 years and I can't stop.