YOU SAID:
This is nowhere near plausible.
INTO JAPANESE
何も出てこない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's nothing there.
INTO JAPANESE
ここには居ない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elise, she's not here.
INTO JAPANESE
ここには居ない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elise, she's not here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.