YOU SAID:

this is the weirdest, kooky statement that I have heard this side of two moons on a hog's back

INTO JAPANESE

これは私が豚の背中にある2つの月のこちら側を聞いたという奇妙で変な声明です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a strange and strange statement that I heard this side of the two moons on the pig's back

INTO JAPANESE

これは、ブタの背中にある2つの月のこちら側を聞いたという奇妙で奇妙な声明です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a strange and strange statement that I heard this side of the two moons on the pig's back