YOU SAID:
This is to certify that kung pao chicken containing MSG may your BMW to have a headache...
INTO JAPANESE
これは、MSGを含むカンパオチキンがあなたのBMWが頭痛を持っていることを証明することです.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Isabella, is this your iPad?
INTO JAPANESE
これは あなたの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Isabella, is this your iPad?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.