YOU SAID:

this, it's not going, to work, ah.

INTO JAPANESE

これ、うまくいきません、ああ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This isn't working, alas.

INTO JAPANESE

残念ながら、これは機能しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Unfortunately this doesn't work.

INTO JAPANESE

残念ながらこれは機能しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Unfortunately this doesn't work.