YOU SAID:

This makes no sense. CATS ARE FALLING OUT OF JUGS, OH NOO!

INTO JAPANESE

これは意味がありません。 CATSは、ああ、あの奴らから逃げる！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This doesn't make sense. CATS Oh, away from those guys!

INTO JAPANESE

これは意味をなさない。猫ああ、連中から!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This make sense. Cat Oh, from the guys!

INTO JAPANESE

これは意味をなさない。みんなからの猫ああ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This make sense. Cat people from Ah!

INTO JAPANESE

これは意味をなさない。Ah から猫の人々!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This make sense. Cat people from Ah!