YOU SAID:
This one time I saw a guy eating a chicken wing out of a bellybutton
INTO JAPANESE
この 1 つの時間私はへそから手羽先を食べる男を見た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
14303:1
INTO JAPANESE
{1} を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
14303:1
That didn't even make that much sense in English.