YOU SAID:

This one time I visited the Vatican and I was arrested because I committed feces

INTO JAPANESE

これは私がバチカンに行ったときに私が糞を犯したために逮捕された

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This was arrested because I made a shit when I went to the Vatican

INTO JAPANESE

これは、私がバチカンに行ったときに私がたわごとを作ったために逮捕された

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This was arrested because I made a shit when I went to the Vatican