YOU SAID:

This poo is very knotty like my morning wood.

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このうんちは非常に私の朝の木材のような節のあります。

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This poop has a very timber-like clause in my morning.

INTO JAPANESE

このうんちには、私の朝の非常に木材のような句があります。

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This yes there are clauses such as the wood very much my morning POO.

INTO JAPANESE

このはいはい、私の朝のPOOの木のような節があります。

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This yes, there is a section like a tree of my morning POO.

INTO JAPANESE

はいこれ、私の朝のうんちの木のようなセクションがあります。

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Yes this is my morning yes's sections, such as wood.

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はいこれは私の朝の [はい] のセクション、木材などです。

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Yes it is Yes in the morning my section, wood, etc.

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朝の２時よ

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It is 2:00 in the morning.

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朝の２時よ

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It is 2:00 in the morning.