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Tiffany and Brittany are twins but I don't think they are because one of them is stupid, and the other is just plain stupid. There's a difference. It's like salad. One of them is stupid salad with toppings and dressing. The other is just stupid salad.

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ティファニーとブルターニュは双子ですが、どちらかがバカで、もう一方がバカだからだとは思いません。違いがあります。サラダみたいです。そのうちの一つは、トッピングとドレッシングのバカなサラダです。もう1つはバカなサラダです。

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Tiffany and Brittany are twins, but I don't think it's because one is stupid and the other is stupid. There is a difference. It's like a salad. One of them is a stupid salad with toppings and dressings. The other is a stupid salad.

INTO JAPANESE

ティファニーとブルターニュは双子ですが、一方がバカでもう一方がバカだからだとは思いません。違いがあります。サラダみたいです。それらの1つは、トッピングとドレッシングを使った愚かなサラダです。もう一つはバカなサラダです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tiffany and Brittany are twins, but I don't think it's because one is stupid and the other is stupid. There is a difference. It's like a salad. One of them is a stupid salad with toppings and dressings. The other is a stupid salad.