YOU SAID:
time was invented by the g0v3rnm3nt to make us celebrate the birthdays of our pr3s1d3nts/k1ngs/qu33ns
INTO JAPANESE
時間は、pr3s1d3nts/k1ngs/qu33ns の誕生日を祝うために g0v3rnm3nt によって発明されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Time was invented by g0v3rnm3nt to celebrate the birthday of pr3s1d3nts/k1ngs/qu33ns.
INTO JAPANESE
時間は、pr3s1d3nts/k1ngs/qu33ns の誕生日を祝うために g0v3rnm3nt によって発明されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Time was invented by g0v3rnm3nt to celebrate the birthday of pr3s1d3nts/k1ngs/qu33ns.
You should move to Japan!