YOU SAID:

To pee or not to pee that is the question

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこするかしないかが問題です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The question is whether to pee or not

INTO JAPANESE

問題はおしっこするかどうかです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The question is whether to pee

INTO JAPANESE

問題はおしっこするかどうかです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The question is whether to pee