YOU SAID:

today i went to the toilet and took a massive dump the size of a pringle can

INTO JAPANESE

今日トイレに行ってプリングル缶ほどの大きさの大量のゴミを捨てました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the bathroom today and threw out a large amount of trash the size of a Pringle can.

INTO JAPANESE

今日トイレに行ってプリングル缶ほどの大量のゴミを捨てました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the bathroom today and threw out a large amount of trash the size of a Pringle can.