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YOU SAID:

Today i woke up and choose violence

INTO JAPANESE

今日、私は目を覚まし、暴力を選択します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I wake up and choose violence

INTO JAPANESE

今日、私は目を覚まし、暴力を選ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I wake up and choose violence

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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