YOU SAID:
Today is a awesome day! I got my first phone number!!!!! I have never had a day this great in my whole entire life!
INTO JAPANESE
今日はすばらしい一日です!私は最初の電話番号を持っていた!!!!!私は一生のうちにこの一日を過ごしたことはありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is a wonderful day! I had my first phone number !!!!! I have never spent this whole day in my life!
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