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YOU SAID:

Today is a awesome day! I got my first phone number!!!!! I have never had a day this great in my whole entire life!

INTO JAPANESE

今日はすばらしい一日です！私は最初の電話番号を持っていた!!!!!私は一生のうちにこの一日を過ごしたことはありません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is a wonderful day! I had my first phone number !!!!! I have never spent this whole day in my life!

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