Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は残りの人生の最初の日。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は残りの人生の最初の日。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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