YOU SAID:

Today marks the sad day that we take Touchy offline.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は、短気をオフライン悲しい日をマークします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today, don't be impatient marked offline sad day.

INTO JAPANESE

せっかちなマーク オフライン悲しい日は今日では、いけません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mark offline impatient sad day today, it should not.