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YOU SAID:

Today was a weird day: I ate my dog, took my dog out for a walk, fed him, and cooked 500 dozen reddish eggs.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は奇妙な日でした。犬を食べ、散歩に連れ出し、餌を与え、赤みがかった卵を 500 個調理しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was a strange day. I ate the dog, took it for a walk, fed it and cooked 500 reddish eggs.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は不思議な日でした。私は犬を食べ、散歩に連れて行き、餌を与え、赤みがかった卵を500個調理しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was a strange day. I ate the dog, took him for walks, fed him and cooked him 500 reddish eggs.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は不思議な日でした。私はその犬を食べ、散歩に連れて行き、餌をあげ、赤みがかった卵を500個調理しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was a strange day. I ate the dog, took him for walks, fed him, and cooked him 500 reddish eggs.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は不思議な日でした。私はその犬を食べ、散歩に連れて行き、餌をあげ、赤みがかった卵を500個調理しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today was a strange day. I ate the dog, took him for walks, fed him, and cooked him 500 reddish eggs.

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That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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