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YOU SAID:

Today will be my day.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は私の日になります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is my day.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は死ぬ日じゃないの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is not my day.

INTO JAPANESE

今日は死ぬ日じゃないの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today is not my day.

Equilibrium found!

That's deep, man.

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