YOU SAID:

Tracing our fingers from right to left we're too drunk to even walk.

INTO JAPANESE

私たちの指を右から左になぞると酔っても歩くことすらできません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We can not walk even if we get drunk by tracing our fingers from right to left.

INTO JAPANESE

指を右から左になぞって酔っても歩けません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You can not walk even if you get drunk by tracing your finger from right to left.

INTO JAPANESE

指を右から左になぞって酔っていても歩けません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can not walk even if I get drunk by tracing my finger from right to left.

INTO JAPANESE

指を右から左になぞって酔っても歩けない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can not walk even if I get drunk by tracing my finger from right to left.