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turtle butts are like so weird

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カメの吸い殻はとても変なようです

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The turtle's butt seems very strange

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カメのお尻は非常に奇妙なようです

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The turtle ass seems very strange

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カメのお尻は非常に奇妙なようです

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The turtle ass seems very strange