YOU SAID:

ugh come here and consume my hat you fool!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ここに来て私の帽子を食べてください、愚か者！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh come and eat my hat, fool!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、来て私の帽子を食べなさい、愚か者！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh come and eat my hat, fool!