YOU SAID:

Um I ate my cat and then my fish drowned now my floor fell ha

INTO JAPANESE

猫を食べたら魚が溺れて床が落ちた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I ate a cat, the fish drowned and the floor fell

INTO JAPANESE

猫を食べると魚が溺れて床が落ちた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I ate a cat, the fish drowned and the floor fell