YOU SAID:

um you can't sit here. Actually megan i cant sit anywhere, i have hemorrhoids

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、ここに座ることはできません。実はメガンどこにも座れません痔核があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I can't sit here. Actually, Megan can't sit anywhere. There is a hemorrhoid.

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、ここに座れません。実際、ミーガンはどこにも座ることができません。痔核があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I can't sit here. In fact, Megan can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、ここに座れません。実際、ミーガンはどこにも座ることができません。私は痔です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I can't sit here. In fact, Megan can't sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.