YOU SAID:
Unable to assist with engorged hydrocephalus conundrum.
INTO JAPANESE
脳梗塞を発症しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You have a cerebral infarction.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは脳梗塞を患っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You have a cerebral infarction.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.