YOU SAID:
Uncle Roger so sad! I can't even say Haiya!
INTO JAPANESE
ロジャーおじさんはとても悲しい!ハイヤなんて言えない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uncle Roger is so sad! I can't say haiya!
INTO JAPANESE
ロジャーおじさんはとても悲しいです!ハイヤなんて言えない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uncle Roger is so sad! I can't say haiya!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.