YOU SAID:
uncle sam told me not to tell anybody that he ate my sister and that he now has herpes
INTO JAPANESE
叔父さんサムは私に彼が私の姉妹を食べたこと、そして彼は今ヘルペスを持っていることをだれにも言わないように言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uncle Sam told me not to tell anyone that he ate my sister, and that he now has herpes
INTO JAPANESE
アンクルサムは私が彼に私の姉妹を食べたこと、そして彼は今ヘルペスを持っていることをだれにも言わないよう私に言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uncle Sam told me not to tell anyone that I ate my sister to him, and that he had herpes now
INTO JAPANESE
アンクルサムは私に彼に私の妹を食べたこと、そして彼は今ヘルペスを持っていたことを誰にも言わないように私に言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uncle Sam told me not to tell anyone that he ate my sister, and that he had herpes now
INTO JAPANESE
サム叔父は私に、彼が私の妹を食べたこと、そして彼は今ヘルペスを持っていたことをだれにも言わないように言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uncle Sam told me not to tell anyone that he ate my sister and that he had herpes now
INTO JAPANESE
サム叔父は私に、彼が私の妹を食べたこと、そして彼は今ヘルペスを持っていたことをだれにも言わないように言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uncle Sam told me not to tell anyone that he ate my sister and that he had herpes now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.