YOU SAID:
Upon the slotted sheet I sit
INTO JAPANESE
スロットシートの上に私は座る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sit on the slotted seat
INTO JAPANESE
スロットシートに座る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
sit in a slot seat
INTO JAPANESE
スロットシートに座る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
sit in a slot seat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.