YOU SAID:

ur mom is a frog sittin on a log next to a dog who is riding on a unicorn that came out of a butthead on a stick

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのお母さんは、棒のお尻から出てきたユニコーンに乗っている犬の隣の丸太に座っているカエルです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your mother is a frog sitting on a log next to a dog riding a unicorn that came out of a stick's butt

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのお母さんは、棒のお尻から出てきたユニコーンに乗っている犬の隣の丸太に座っているカエルです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your mother is a frog sitting on a log next to a dog riding a unicorn that came out of a stick's butt