YOU SAID:
wakabayashi is so dirty hes a filthy yucky dirt bike yuck he be a duck
INTO JAPANESE
若林はとても汚れて hes 不潔不潔なダートバイク不潔なアヒルのはず
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Very dirty Wakabayashi hes filthy filthy filthy dirt ducks should
That didn't even make that much sense in English.