YOU SAID:

was I weird if I wasn’t then I wouldn’t be weird

INTO JAPANESE

私がいなければ変だったし、それでは変にならない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It would have been weird if I hadn't been here, and it wouldn't have been weird.

INTO JAPANESE

私がここにいなかったら変だったでしょうし、変でもなかったでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It would have been weird if I hadn't been here, and it wouldn't have been weird.