YOU SAID:
watermelon eats me i dont eat it
INTO JAPANESE
スイカは私を食べる、私はそれを食べない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Watermelon eats me, I don't eat it
INTO JAPANESE
スイカは私を食べる、私はそれを食べない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Watermelon eats me, I don't eat it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.