YOU SAID:

We are not going because my hand is stuck where the sun doesn't shine

INTO JAPANESE

私の手は太陽が照らない場所で立ち往生しているので行かない

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I don't go because my hand is stuck in a place where the sun doesn't shine

INTO JAPANESE

太陽が照らない場所に手が刺さっているので行かない

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Do not go because your hand is stuck in a place where the sun does not shine

INTO JAPANESE

太陽が照らない場所に手が刺さっているので行かないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please do not go because your hand is stuck in a place where the sun does not shine

INTO JAPANESE

太陽が照らない場所に手が刺さっているので行かないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please do not go because your hand is stuck in a place where the sun does not shine