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We be like omg when they like you know like do that like thing, it is so like weird you know?

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私たちはあなたが好きなようなときには、それは私のようなものです。

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When we do like you, it is like me.

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私たちがあなたを好きになれば、私のようです。

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It seems to me if we like you.

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私はあなたが好きなら私にはそうです。

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It is true to me if I like you.

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私があなたを好きなら、それは私には本当です。

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If I like you, that is true to me.

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私があなたが好きなら、それは私にも当てはまります。

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If I like you, that applies to me.

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私があなたが好きなら、それは私に当てはまります。

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If I like you, that applies to me.