YOU SAID:
We do surely wish you were here on this somewhat soothing evening
INTO JAPANESE
私たちはあなたがこのやや穏やかな夜にここにいたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If we were here at this somewhat gentle night
INTO JAPANESE
このやや優しい夜にここにいたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I stay here on this somewhat gentle night
INTO JAPANESE
私がこのやや優しい夜にここに泊まるなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I stay here on this somewhat gentle night
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
