YOU SAID:

We got married, have two kids, a cat, and a guinea pig. Life is good actually.

INTO JAPANESE

結婚して2人の子供と猫とモルモットがいます人生は実はいい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have two children, a cat and a guinea pig.

INTO JAPANESE

私には猫とモルモットという2人の子供がいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have two children, a cat and a guinea pig.