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We have loads upon loads of wine and bear according to google

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グーグルによると、ワインとクマがたくさんあります

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According to Google, there's a lot of wine and bears

INTO JAPANESE

Googleによると、ワインとクマがたくさんあるらしい

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According to Google, there's a lot of wine and bears.

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Googleによると、ワインとクマがたくさんあるそうです。

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According to Google, there's a lot of wine and bears.